Dear Mom and Dad,

I think I may have made a mistake.

I know, I know. I’m very lucky to have gotten this job and there’s a lot of opportunity for advancement with this company. I get that. Maybe I just need to give it more time. That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway.

And it’s got nothing to do with the people, the job, or the city itself, really. It’s just this rain! Man, they weren’t kidding when they said it rains a lot in Seattle. I know I’ve only been here a couple of weeks, but it just seems to wash all the color away. It just sorta gets me down, I guess.

Luckily, I was talking to a guy at work who recommended something called “Prozac”. Apparently, everyone who lives here takes it. It’s worth a shot, I guess. Just do me a favor and don’t move my bed out of the basement yet, okay?

Wear this shirt: and remember to keep an emergency plastic poncho in your car just in case you get stuck somewhere and need to stay dry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if Renoir is more your thing.

This shirt tells the world: “Somewhere, Hungrybear9562 is crying right now.”

We call this color: Asphalting In The Rain

With front panel access to PictBridge, USB 2.0, and memory card slots, you can print documents and photos directly from your digital camera or portable storage device PC-free. Want to save paper? Feel free to do some double-sided printing. You also have access to a full feature 36 Kbps fax machine with a 25-page auto document feeder. Please note: No ink is included.

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• Lexmark X7550 All-in-One Wireless Printer with Fax
  
   
• General Features:
• White/Silver color scheme
• All-in-one with Fax: Printer, Scanner, Copier, and Photo Printer
• Built-in WiFi (802.11b/g)
• 2.4-inch color LCD display 
• Printer type: Color Inkjet
• Integrated duplex 2-sided printing
• PC-free printing from memory cards, PictBridge, and USB flash drives
• Scan documents to PDF for archiving and emailing
• Up to 30 ppm black (draft mode) and 27 ppm color printing
• Reduce/Enlarge from 25 - 400% 
• Front access memory card slots
• Front access PictBridge port
• evercolor 2 pigmented inks are highlighter, fade, water and humidity resistant
  
   
• Printing Specifications:
• Color technology: 4 color inkjet - Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Black (optional 6-color photo printing)
• Print resolution, black: up to 1200 x 1200 dpi
• Print resolution, color: up to 4800 x 2400 dpi
• Maximum print speed (draft, black): up to 30 ppm
• Maximum print speed (draft, color): up to 27 ppm
• Duty cycle, maximum: 3000 pages per month
• Print noise level, operating: 50 dBA
• Maximum print speed (normal, black): up to 10 ppm
• Maximum print speed (normal, color): up to 4 ppm
• Print (ASF) paper input capacity, maximum: 100 pages, 20 lbs or 75 gsm bond
  
   
• Copying Specifications:
• Maximum copy speed (draft, black): up to 25 cpm
• Maximum copy speed (draft, color): up to 25 cpm
• Maximum copy speed (normal, black): up to 8 cpm
• Maximum copy speed (normal, color): up to 2 cpm
• Time to first copy (color, draft): as fast as 17.1 sec 
• Time to first copy (color, normal): as fast as 44.5 sec
• Time to first copy (black, normal): as fast as 12.5 sec
• Time to first copy (black, draft): as fast as 9.8 sec
  
   
• Scanning Specifications:
• Scan area, max: 8.5 x 14 inches
• Scan technology: CIS with 48-bit depth
• Scan resolution, optical: 600 x 1200 dpi
• Scan resolution, enhanced: up to 192,000 dpi 
• Scan noise level, operating: 40 dBA
• Scanner type: Flatbed scanner with ADF
  
   
• Photo Printing Specifications:
• Vibrant, lab quality, borderless photos with 4800 x 2400 dpi resolution
• Direct camera connection: Front PictBridge port
  
   
• Faxing Specifications:
• Modem speed: 33.6 Kbps
• Full feature fax with 25-page auto document feeder    
  
   
• Supported Memory Cards:
• Compact Flash I/II
• Memory Stick (MS), MS PRO, MS Duo (with adapter), MS PRO Duo (with adapter)
• Secure Digital (SD), Mini SD (with adapter), Micro SD (with adapter) 
• MultiMedia Card (MMC), RS-MMC (with adapter), MMC Mobile (with adapter)
• Microdrive
• xD-Picture Card, xD Card Type M, Type H
• TransFlash Memory Module (with adapter)
  
   
• Media Sizes Supported:
• 10 Envelope, 7 3/4 Envelope, 9 Envelope, A4, A5, B5 Envelope, C5 Envelope, DL Envelope, 6 3/4 Envelope, A2 Baronial, A6 Card, B5, C6 Envelope, Custom (Up to 8.5" x 17"), Hagaki Card, Index Card, Executive, Legal, Letter, 4 x 6", Statement, L, 2L, Chokei 3, Chokei 4, Chokei 40, Kakugata 3, Kakugata 4, Kakugata 5, Kakugata 6, 5 x 7", 13 x 18 cm, 10 x 15 cm, 10 x 20 cm, 4 x 8"
  
   
• Media Types Supported:
• Card Stock, Coated Paper, Envelopes, Labels, Plain Paper, Transparencies, Banner (A4 or Letter), Hagaki Card, Iron-On Transfers, Photo Paper
  
   
• Borderless Printing Media Sizes:
• 4" x 6", A4, Letter, A6, Hagaki Card, L, 2L, A5, 5" x 7", Legal, 3.5" x 5" or 89 mm x 127 mm, 10 x 15 cm, 13 x 18 cm, B5, 10 x 20 cm, 4" x 8"
  
   
• Compatible Ink Cartridges:
• #40 Photo Print Cartridge
• #41 Color Return Program Print Cartridge
• #42 Black Return Program Print Cartridge
• #41A Color Print Cartridge
• #42A Black Print Cartridge
• #43XL Color Print Cartridge
• #44XL Black Print Cartridge
  
   
• I/O Ports:
• USB 2.0 Hi-Speed Certified (Type B)
• PictBridge Certified port
• Two (2) memory card slots
• RJ-11 modem jack
  
   
• Power Specifications:
• Input: 100-240V ~ 1.0A, 50/60Hz
• Output: 30V, 1.07A
  
   
• Unit Dimensions:
• 8.0 x 17.75 x 12.0-inches (H x W x D, approximate)
  
   
• Regulatory Approvals:
• FCC
• CE
• cULus
• VCCI
• C-Tick
• A-Tick 
• GOST-R
• BSMI
• CCC
• WEEE
• Energy Star

• Lexmark X7550 All-in-One Wireless Printer with Fax
• Power cord
• USB cable
• User Guide CD
• Installation Software CD
• User Guide 

• Notes:
• Model: X7550
• P/N: 13R0231
• Black/Color ink - This printer does not come with ink cartridges.
  
   
• System Requirements:
• Windows 2000, XP 32/64-bit 2000 (SP3): 800 MHz or higher, 256 MB RAM, 500 MB HD
• Windows Vista 32/64-bit: Modern CPU, 512 MB, 500 MB HD
• Mac OS X 10.3.X thru 10.4.X (Power PC): G3 or higher, 256 MB RAM, 500 MB HD
• Mac OS X 10.4.4 thru 10.4.X (Intel): Intel Core Solo 1500 or higher, 512 MB RAM, 500 MB HD
  
   
• Product Requirements:
• Available power outlet
• 802.11b/g/n wireless network connection
• Fax modem 
• Available USB port
• CD-ROM drive
• Supported ink cartridges

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Yeah yeah, “a lease is a lease,” I get it. Even though I haven’t had hot water for the 12 months I’ve been here. You know what a year of cold showers does to a man?! Oh, and thank you for educating me that “lessor-controlled heat” translates to “35 degrees in my apartment in winter.”

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